I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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