i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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