at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I supernannyed him into submission
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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