Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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