Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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