Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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