i barfeds in our rink
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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