Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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