Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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