Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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