she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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