some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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