I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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