Your tits are I can't wait for
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I wanna passion pit in your ass
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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