My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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