and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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