I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I want to have your abortion
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it glows. i had to have it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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