You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Soap is not a condiment
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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