My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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