Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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