Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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