Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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