Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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