Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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