And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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