I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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