shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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