He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
