I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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