I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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