come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
