At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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