I'm going to jail i love you
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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