i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
my liver is dry heaving
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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