Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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