So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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