Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The air taste purple.
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