She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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