Christians are straight up FREAKS
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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