I swear she didn't look like that last week.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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