We won't sleep together?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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