Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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