I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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