I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You're like the curious george of whores
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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