okay pat passed out under dana's car
someone get that fucking seahorse.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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