i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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