Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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