Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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