she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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