i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
