Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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