Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Randomize
