**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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