Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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