He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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