please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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