: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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