is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
