I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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