hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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